Welcome to my brain.

ashbee11:

theaudacityofswope:

sherlockedforwho:

metatheatre:

bonedust:

This is a GIF set of Astronauts falling on the Moon

#SPACE: THE FINAL FRONTIER

I FELL DOWN

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVORITE THING ON THE INTERNET.
Go home everyone, you lost.

(Source: ikenbot, via hyena-laugh)

ohcurlypop:

bryko:

bryko:

how the fuck does Old Man Jenkins weigh 250 pounds if Spongebob weighs 1 ounce

(via confusecl)

wateronglass:

undercover-witch:

tordles:

bratwurstp0rn:

gaysealapproves:

I found this nice tutorial/anatomy advice spread created by meghanhetrickof deviant art.

She gave me permission to post it up here to share so go make sure to visit her and look at her other creations of goodness! 

yes yes yes and yes 

boobs sag

deal with it 

gravity is a thing

i AM LITERALLY ONLY REBLOGGING FOR THE SHY TITS RUNNING INTO UR ARMPITS SENTENCe

Yes, unless the girl has implants, then they look rounder and don’t sag.

I actually think this is brilliant

(via adirtyshisno)

nowthatswhaticallshipping:

supermassiveasshole:

when i was like 12 i used to hate one really bitchy and annoying girl from our class so i sent her a text “you will die in 7 days” during a class and she burst into tears and her mum went to police and i was so scared so i flushed my phone down the toilet

You are my spirit animal

(via foreverdreamingofsomeday)

peach-hero:

intelligentairhead:

peach-hero:

why does no one talk about the movie Sky High

Speaking as a vegetarian, I am aware that tumblr hates vegetarians.

So…

(via katchyeah)

bigstupidbaby:

ugh mums are so annoying ‘clean ur room take out the trash im worried about your mental health why is there a dead guy in the living room’ ha ha yeah ok whatever mum

(via confusecl)

maccasmiz:

letspretendthatimbritish:

I think it’s safe to say we’re all in love with a serial killer and his boyfriend.

Today on “which fandom is this?”…

(via katchyeah)

geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

• bop it
• pull it
• twist it

• harder
• better
• faster
• stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

(via katchyeah)

sherlockedbyphaninthetardis:

davedirk:

davedirk:

lauraforgood:

m33wlin:

WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS

can we have a tumblr marriage for you guys?

seems legit

woops

IM ACTUALLY CRYING 

(via confusecl)